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    November 10

    小二

    王小二是我来美国交的唯一一个男朋友 (第二个就直接孩儿她爹了)。
    那一年,他不到两岁,带着纸尿裤,拎着小熊椅子,趴在桌子下面舔我的脚趾头。
    两年前,他梳着小分头,出乎所有人的意料出色的把我嫁了出去。那天晚上,他很伤感,后来我们买了只荷兰猪给他,他就咧嘴笑了。
    再然后,他成了小学生,加入了足球队,被我称为马拉多二。马二踢球技术还不娴熟,但是速度奇快,在众美女的围观鼓劲下,总能进一两球,成为焦点。
    我上次见到他的时候,他已经干起了他哥的行当,拉小提琴。经常偷摸的在我看电视的时候,站在楼梯上表演拉锯弹棉花。我只好安慰肚里的宝宝说,二叔还在青春期。
    他对我的肚子很感兴趣,说他想要个小妹妹。妹妹是没戏了,侄女还是靠谱的。
    于是他天天去学校放话,说他就快有个小妹妹了,还不是她妈生的,是草莓姐姐生的,而且生了之后就送给他。。。
     
    他昨天打电话来说,已经准备明年春节来带妹妹回家了,顺便视察一下大纽约地区。
    额滴神啊,俺好不容易生下来的,还没玩够呢,就要送给他了。
     

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    Qiong GUOwrote:
    我们在田纳西开会呢,现在要回去了,我们postdoc老婆马上要生了!!
    Nov. 12
    celia caowrote:
    是我爸爸朋友家的孩子,就是弟弟呗 今年6岁 hoho。 还有 那个 Regards from TN 到底是啥意思???
    Nov. 12
    Regards from TN
    Nov. 12
    lijun liuwrote:
    送吧送吧。以后要是我生了孩子有人领走就好了
    Nov. 11
    lang Cwrote:
    草莓姐姐太有才了
    Nov. 11
    Nan Liwrote:
    是不是我太out了,咋就没看懂这小二跟你到底是啥关系nie?
    Nov. 11
    Qiong GUOwrote:
    Sf! Regards from TN
    Nov. 10

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